Imagine*…
It’s very early morning of November 5th and Democratic Senator Obama of Illinois handily won the U.S. Election ’08, defeating Republican Senator McCain of Arizona. The world cheers and breathed a sigh of huge relief. The media pronounced the death-knell of the “neo-con fascist Bush regime” and started the countdown of Bush’s departure from the White House. Obama’s supporters all over America (and the world, too) celebrated and partied like there’s no work that day. The Internet’s bandwidth traffic was clogged and jammed by peoples all over the world surfing the Net, very anxious or scared of the unconfirmed results from 1-2 states still counting votes as the media reports, fearful of a repeat of the 2000 US Election fiasco. But political and electoral experts pointedly declared Obama the victor, noting the wide margin of votes showing Obama ahead of McCain. Later, McCain made a press conference statement conceding defeat and thanking his supporters, declaring that he will not be pursuing another Presidential run in 2012, due to that he’ll be 76 by then.
The saddened supporters of McCain are finding themselves deluded with emails, messages, comments and/or phone calls from family members, friends, associates and/or anybody who supported and voted for Obama, all gloating and being overtly cocky. Presumed statements such as:
a – “Yah, Obama won! Yes, we can! McCain LOST! YAAY!!”
b – “Say hello to President Obama of the United States! I’m so thankfully that McCain is gone! No more Bush Third Term!”
c – “Hey, Republitards! We’re coming after you! Get ready for the trip to Guantanamo Bay and be prepared to be waterboarded!”
d – “I hope Obama gonna arrest and jail Bush, Cheney and the neocons and try them for the war crimes. Watch for it.”
e – “Obama is CHANGE! No more racism!”
f – “The world will finally have peace at last! I look forward to the peaceful reign of Comrade President Obama”
g – “America is ours! Obama is one of us! ALLAH AKBAR!”
Have you seen that similar kind of gloating messages from the Republicans back in 2004 when Bush defeated Kerry (few examples here, here and here) You should get the idea.
Well, I’ll be prepared come November 5th for an assumed Obama victory and a measurable amount of gloating from Obamaniacs.
As for those presumed statements above I may be expecting from them Obamaniacs? Here are my future rebuttals!
a – “Well, good for you and Obama. Too bad for McCain. End of the election. We’ll try again in 2012.”
b – “Um, McCain is not gone. He’s still a U.S. Senator and will continue in that role for as long as he can.”
c – “Not going to happen. President Bush will close down the Guatanamo Prison and move the war prisoners to the American military prisons prior to his leaving the White House.”
d – “Not very likely in the future.”
e – “Not likely. You may not like the changes 100 days after Obama sworn in after all.”
f – “There won’t be any world peace. Obama may have no choice but to retain the Bush Doctrine, after his exposure to national security briefings and high-level classified matters that President Bush would share with Obama in Bush’s final days.”
g – “What? Obama’s a Muslim?! Pray tell, how do you really know that?”
* Nevertheless, the above scenario and all that gloating stuff are just made-up and not to be perceived as admitting defeat. I enjoy creative or speculative writing every now and then. 
Still, it’s less than 30 days away from the Election Day and McCain-Palin still have a very good shot in defeating Obama-Biden by then, since the prospect of America being ruled and governed by Obamaniacs is indeed frightening!
Talk about blatant lying and dishonesty from CNN, being in the tank for Obama: When CNN Lies about their Focus Group.
And whoa! Bill and Hillary Clinton and their supporters are still not pleased about this one – coming straight from Obama campaign’s website: Obama calls Bill Clinton “predatory husband” and Hillary as “worm under a rock”! It seems the Obama campaign have not bother to remove it once before or after Obama got the endorsement from the Clintons.
Maybe the Clintons might throw the election to McCain’s favor? Hmm? 